Speed

7/16/2009 4:55:01 PM

Hi guys, just thought I'd pass this useful information on to you, every time you pass a speed camera it will record your details even if your are only 1mph. over the speed limit, although you will only be prosecuted for being 10% over the posted limit, to check if you have been picked up by a camera go to http://www.i-database.co.uk

Stu

Comments

- 7/16/2009 8:29:45 PM

Well you had me going for a bit

- 7/16/2009 11:48:43 PM

Hey Bill, talking about speed, how about this for a scooter- http://www.scootster.com/

- 7/17/2009 6:54:04 AM

I've had a look at that scooter site Tony, did you notice it's only got the acceleration rate of a Harley, it'd be next week before you got anywhere, looks OK though, big wheels too.

- 7/17/2009 3:45:18 PM

Stu, not only will you take a week to get anywhere on it, but where are you going to find a road wide enough in the UK to turn it round ..Ha Ha .. seriously though, 114 mph can`t be bad can it? .. would Brean Sands be a suitable trials ground for it .. I didn`t even think about how much one of these beasts would cost .. and it won`t fit sideways in the front of my garage, so it`s out of the running .. brick wall ..brick wall .. do you mean something to do with Pink Floyd Tony? .. I haven`t heard much about music festivals for a while .. been to one lately anybody? ..

I`ve been bitten by some dastardly fly whilst in Dorset .. came up with a red lump (not a bulls eye) .. then flu symptoms .. then runny eyes & nose, swollen lips, swollen thyroid and saliva glands, a hamster is looking back at me from the mirror at the moment ... temp normal .. so maybe not swine flu .. anybody else got any symptoms? .. apart from "fally down legs" that is?

- 7/17/2009 5:55:16 PM

On the subject of "speed"

Victoria Beckham and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when a cow ran in front of the car.

The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the cow was killed

.
Posh told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in
the other and smiling happily

"What happened?" asked Posh

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife
gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love
to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Posh.

The driver replied: "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, and I just
killed the cow."

- 7/17/2009 10:38:39 PM

That one made me snigger Bill.

How about this :-

Guy goes into a chemist, "Have you got any deodorant" ?

Chemist, " Do you want the ball type Sir" ?

Guy, " No just the regular under arm".

- 7/17/2009 11:50:21 PM

O.K, I can see the mood for humour is upon you Stu, how about this one then from my archive then?

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled
over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched
for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked
the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer."

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box
of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of
another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the operation "

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